I got most of my porn back, NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS.

In any case, I'm in love.
Or, rather, I have my eye on a girl.
A REAL GIRL IN REAL LIFE.
and NO, I'm NOT stalking her.

"Hurricane CORRUPT .RAR hit the city of Sashuno rather hard this week, we now go live to Tina Schwarzmann for coverage. Tina?"
"Tom, I'm standing outside the computer purchased by Sashuno, the mayor of this city, where millions are devastated by the corrupted archive. Among the casualties were hard-to-find MUGEN characters and stages in addition to the invaluable resource of gigabytes of catgirls and hot women. For some, the hurricane was a minor inconvenience, but for most people around the area, recovery will be a long process."
"So, Tina, how can everyday citizens help?"
"The main thing the mayor has requested was recovery of his porn drive, Tom. Citizens can send the city care packages through the Newgrounds Postal Service at any time."
DON'T SIT ON YOUR ASS AND WATCH THE NEWS ALL DAY; DONATE TO A SOURCE WHERE IT MATTERS!

also, JOIN MY FORUM, WE CAN MAKE GREAT THINGS HAPPEN!

I finally fixed my sound by formatting my drive, putting my shit onto an external. I put my porn into a .RAR archive- all 4.6 gigs of it- and when I put it on my re-formatted computer, it's corrupted!
WHY DIDN'T I PUT A RECOVERY RECORD ON IT?!?! I SPENT WEEKS COLLECTING TRULY EPIC STUFF FOR MYSELF, MY FORUM, AND YOU GUYS ON NEWGROUNDS!
T_T
That means no catgirls.
Or ANY pr0n girls for a while.

I have a few things on my agenda today.

-I'd like you to meet this dude right here. He's pretty freaking awesome, and I can prove it because we're pretty close friends. Swing by, if he has a userpage post, go an talk to him. A word of advice, he can and will bite your head off efficiently if you rub him the wrong way.

-I request that you join my forum. BUT WAIT! Before you go "fucking noob's forum," hear me out. I'm hoping that the userbase will shape the forums, and if I see a total lack of activity in one section, I'll unplug it after a while. To keep this short, I'm posting my porn up there as well, and when I get more members, there will be quite a few things in store :3

-I'm also feeling emotionally conflicted as of late. It's either this girl, that girl, or the other girl. But you don't want to hear about that, you want to get to the porn, right? Well fuck you.

How are you today? I'm just dandy!
This is what I have compiled and will be available soon at my forum.
Also, I have school tomorrow, so I have to do my homework today. Fucking BAAAWWWWW.

Okay, let's start 2 months ago. I got a brand new Zune for Christmas... that didn't work. Also, I got the wrong kind of Skullcandy headphones. Oh, well, they were all nice. I go and get the Zune swapped for another Zune that STILL doesn't work, when I realize it's my computer (which rejected a vital Windows update) that's faulty. Oh, well, I use my parent's computer. It only takes an additional hour or two due to all my music (50 gigs) being on my drive because their drive is for beans.

I lost my sound that day, and I hadn't been able to recover it.

THEN, I go through deleting MUGEN a few times by accident- months of collecting rare characters, stages, etc. and arranging them, all gone by accident.

Fast forward to now. I've finally gotten back into MUGEN, I still have a lot of music, and I still have no sound (oh, and now no media actually works or it's very slow). I call up HP and sit on the phone for about half an hour before we both realize all that's left to salvage my sound is to completely format my computer- meaning all my stuff will be gone. So, as I type this, I realize I've neglected to mention how my headphones are broken and I have to mail the jack all the way to Utah before they evaluate my case, call me, and negotiate.

As if that wasn't enough, my computer never seems to like DVD-RW (rewritable DVDs).
I have about 2 days left before MUGEN and my other desktop items are fully compressed.

In any case, I'm bracing for what's going to happen next.
(I'm also going to run my antivirus and anti-spyware programs, and see if THAT doesn't fix anything...)
Anybody else in a tight spot like this?

Ho hum.

I know you guys don't care, but I'm going to talk about the last 2 days anyway.

Thursday... Ah, yes. Valentine's day. I was in a fairly good mood, since... I don't know, I had planned to do something new. I was actually going to give the girl I liked a box of chocolates and ask her out. Sadly, during lunch (that day, that was the first time I had seen her), she had something called peer leadership (something pretty fun, but still...) which meant she wasn't at lunch... So anyway, I got to sit next to her while working on an easy lab for the whole class (80 minutes). By the end, she was blushing (I was flirting and having fun). We kept touching hands by accident, and after a while, i had realized, she was reaching over farther than normal when our hands were colliding (so I was feeling pretty happy). So, then, we oth had to stay after, and she had to finish a lot, while I only needed 5 minutes to talk to the teacher. Anyway, she didn't even ask any questions when I sat back down, ad we continued talking. Then, when she was done, we both left school (with her in front of me), and her parents' (I'm not so sure about if it was her parents') van was there, so I ran like hell, asked her to wait a moment, and pulled out the box, and said, "Happy Valentine's Day, ________." She smiled, said, "Thanks, dude," and left in her car. One of my friends and one of his female friends were a bit away, but they saw it, and she squealed/screamed. I never got to ask her out. >_>

Friday was fairly decent, but I seriously fucked it up, or something along those lines. The first thing she did when she entered the high school lobby was thank me for the chocolates and tell me how thoughtful it was. I sorta went, "um... no problem, _____." I wish I had said something different, but I don't know what. Anyway, I didn't get to talk to her until after school, where I asked her what she was doing later today, this weekend, next week, and next weekend. She said she was busy, and actually explained what she was doing. I felt that she was being honest, and kinda left. I'll try again when winter break is over. I'm not too sure if this was an epic fail, and epic win, or what.

TL;DR: I sck at asking girls out, and I have to wait until the 25th before I can try again.

Oh, and the secret word of the day is spiffy. Remember to scream real loud when you hear it.

...turkey.
Remember, kids, when you hear the secret word, scream real loud!

And happy Valentine's Day.

...since nobody's joined or posted on my forum, today's image is brought to you by the letter H.