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What the fuck?
What was wrong with the last redesign?

It's all... rope-y and stuff. Can't get enough of it.

Hoo haa shamma lamma ding dong zeep zoop hummana hummana durr

So yeah, here's another post for no reason.
: though technically that is also a reason
: do I actually need a reason to post this?

implying anyone cares.

A lot of stuff's happened since I last posted.
-Summer job wasn't so bad, I have money in the bank to spend now, so WOOO!
-I saw Dethklok and Mastodon live, it was fucking amazing and I now love both of those bands even more.
-Had a friend with benefits for a while. I would have gone farther, but I realized that she was crazy just in time.
-Lots of girls are suddenly interested in me (FUCK YEAH) :3 (still no gf D:)
-I stopped hating people as much, you guys! Not as much angsty, emo stuff :D
-I started playing Phantasy Star Online Blue Burst again on a private server. If you play Schthack, keep an eye out for SHREDDER :P

So, uh, that's the good stuff I can think of..
Now for the bad stuff. And believe me, it's bad.

-I saw the 100M GET and 200M GET on /b/. That shit was fucking terrible and I'v had it with that place. I quit 4chan (hopefully) for good.
-Totse's gone, guys. Fuck. I don't care who you are, that place actually mattered. There's a replacement forum, but... Okay, so maybe it's not so bad.
-What the fuck, Newgrounds? I'm actually really glad I stopped posting/reading on the forums. What the hell did you do to General? God DAMN.
-My mom's been diagnosed with inoperable cancer in her lung. It metastasized to her brain. They managed to get the stuff in her brain out with radiation, and they've started her on chemo, but... fuck. It's such a shitstorm. Here's the kicker. Her father had this, too, and we're pretty sure it goes far back in her family, so it's just a matter of time before I end up with cancer myself.

So yeah.

No porn for you guys.

My summer vacation officially starts in about two weeks, even though school ends on the 15th. This is because I have finals from the 16th until that Friday, and then another final for my History class the week afterwards.

After finals, my parents and I are going to Montreal. Now, I don't think anyone would be surprised to hear that it's mostly because my mother wants to go shopping, but think about this. I'm going to be away from my friends for a number of days. After that trip, they will be WORKING AT CAMP. Epic fucking fail.

I've got a job for the summer, too, and it has good pay. I'm going to be working with computers and some databases at my mom's place of employment, where they make products for handicapped and disabled folks. $10 an hour to do what I do best? Awesome. I can handle the 8 hours a day, and I'm only going to be working for 4 days out of the week, so I'll have time to hang around with some people. The problem is, of course, that nobody will be around. I'd have to go all the way down into New York City to hang out with people. Mind you, my parents don't drive, and I'm not old enough to get my license yet.

I'm going to be entirely honest in saying that only two or three of my friends should actually be working at camp, since they actually NEED the money. Everyone else's families have money coming out of places I'd rather not think about.

On the bright side, there's a lot of things that can be done in NYC. I'm not going to be all, "HURR DURR IMMA TOURIST NYC IS THE BEST LOLOLOLOLOL HURR DURR" since I've spent a good 4/5 of my life there. Now, I don't want to be all whiny about things, because my summer could be worse, but I run out of ideas quickly, and I have the funny feeling that I'm going to be spending my days off completely and entirely bored.

TL;DR: BAWWWWW I have a ton of finals, I'm going to Canada, and this trip will cause me to not see my friends until late August when their jobs end. I'm a workin' man, now, too, but I think I can find ways to keep myself entertained. Still single and all that jazz.

So, my fellow NGers, what are YOUR summer plans?

I suppose I might as well make my return to Newgrounds official. I still can't stand General, though, but I really missed some of you guys here (I think you know who you are :3)
Another school year draws to a close, and I'm still woefully single, but now I've taken a liking to *real* punk rock music and fashion. You can't have everything you want in life, I suppose, and I guess that's doubly true for Newgrounds. You can either receive more exposure, have more people join and have the creativity flow, or have a ton of fun on a loosely-moderated General where now-bannable phrases were once as common and (usually) enjoyed as greeting someone on the street.

In any case, I wanted to keep this post short. I like the new medals system. Your thoughts?

Also, before anyone starts whining about my image choice, please keep in mind I've switched to hi-res pictures *over* 150kb.
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ALSO, entry number FIFTY, BABY! YEAH!

Why, hello there!
My name is Sashuno, and I once was a Newgrounds regular. I've had an account since 2007, and I've been lurking around since about 2005. Now, you probably don't recognize me, but assuming that you've read and commented on my user page once or twice, you very well might.

It has come to my attention through the various bannings of several friends that Newgrounds has gone off the deep end, into the cess pool of fail. Way to fucking go, Newgrounds.

I am, of course, talking about the invasion of weeaboos, attention whores, and overall idiots, as well as the addition of rules that b& *chan memes, NG memes, and calling people N***er or faggot. Now, the last banning I do not mind, but being b& for insulting another NG user is NOT cool.

Anyway, I've had enough of it. At least /b/ still has a FEW good threads on it, not to mention that they only wordfilter a few words, and even then, they're just highlighted. In addition, schoolwork will be over 9,000 metric fucktons of work, so I need to have as few distractions as possible. I'm strongly considering going back to ChaosBoards and staying there as well.

So... yeah, it's been fun, see you guys. It's been fun for the most part.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!